Suicidal Tendencies? Get a fucking grip!
First off, if you are even considering suicide then you are a cunt. You will most likely fuck up your suicide attempt anyway.
If you are depressed, make yourself happy. Take illegal drugs, have depraved sex with prostitutes, punch your boss in the face.. whatever floats your boat, but for fuck sake don't kill yourself.
You may be asking why by now. Well the simple answer is....
"no-one will ultimately give a fuck if you kill yourself"
Sure your friends and family will be sad for a few days or weeks, perhaps even months, but human nature allows us to continue as normal after a brief period of grief. Once the grief is over we just look back fondly on the fucking idiot who topped him/herself.
The simple fact is, we get one shot at this thing called "life" so why fucking shorten it?
Do not believe in the god botherers and other religious pricks. There is no "after life" and there is no "maker" that you go to meet. Dead means dead - No 2 fucking ways about it.